amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

Are we getting engaged?

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

saltysamgirl:

sam winchester the boy with the demon blood… i’m sorry i meant the boy with the soft eyes and dimpled smile, and immense strength in his selfless heart, the boy who saved the world more than once and expected nothing in return